Osama Bin Laden is Dead

Good day, readers.

Who amongst us claims that he does have no recollection of a dreadful person who was the leader of the notorious terrorism organization, Al Qaeda? Nobody, yes? What? You don't know him? Have you been living under a rock or something? Well...never mind that. Back to our little topic, shall we? Well, as I have deliberately said, this 'friend' of ours has been the leader for the notorious terrorism organization for quite some times. He has an enormous and pathetic beard with a pathetically awful sense of clothing (I'm definitely didn't say that I have a good sense of clothing whatsoever). Yep. He's our 'friend' Osama Bin Laden.

At first, this unseemly story looks like another hoax which travels faster than the speed of light. However, after the announcement from president Barrack Obama, which is currently the president of the United State (obviously), the seemingly hoax has turned a hundred and eighty degrees into a fact. A solid fact (except that this is a conspiracy, just like in the Body of Lies). Well, I won't discuss about the implication of this execution, even though that would definitely be interesting. Re-election secured. What? I didn't say anything. You must've been drinking too bloody much, mate.